Ok y’all, not to brag or anything (ok, so that’s maybe not entirely true) but, I’m really getting the hang of doing my moms old-lady-hair-do, I think. and she’s always-mostly happy with it, and that matters, because in a few days it’ll look like something right off the front page of a Don King hairstyle guide, if Don King were to have a hairstyle guide… which he doesn’t, probably.

